Shipping policy

📦 Shipping Policy — Getting Chaos to Your Door

Because waiting for a package is basically a side quest we didn't ask for — here's everything you need to know.

🚚 Free Shipping Spend over $75 and shipping's on us. You've already survived enough today.

⚙️ Order Processing 🐱 We typically process orders within 2-4 business days of your purchase. During peak periods (holidays, big drops, Mercury retrograde) it may take a little longer — hang tight.

📬 Shipping & Delivery Once your order is out the door, delivery usually takes 4-8 business days depending on your location and the shipping method you chose at checkout. Almost there. 🎮

🔍 Order Updates Tracking info gets sent your way the moment your order ships — so you can obsessively refresh it like the rest of us. No judgment. 👀

🔒 Secure Checkout All payments are processed through a fully encrypted, secure checkout. Your info is safe. One less thing to anxiety-spiral about. 💀✨

⚠️ A Quick Heads Up Delivery times are estimates. Carrier delays, weather events, and forces beyond our control can occasionally throw a wrench in the timeline. We appreciate your patience — you're basically a speedrunner at this point. 🏃♂️💨

We're doing our best to get your gear to you fast. In the meantime, your cat believes in you. 🐈